- french teacher: ça va?
- me: ça va HELLA, et toi?
I’m fairly certain I’ve never seen one of these comics that didn’t make me cry.
My favorite thing about this is that not only is his father in the audience, but his guidance counselor/school adviser, and his dance teacher from school are sitting there as well.
Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:
A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.
THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK
Truth be told, if it didn’t cost money to apply to schools, I would totally send applications to places like Harvard and Yale, just to see if I am good enough to get accepted.
"Mario, your princess is in another castle."
"Because we are renovating this one to include a new, even more dangerous racetrack…
And don’t bother with the one just south of here, we’re not quite done adding all the blue and red spaces for your next party.”